Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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