i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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