You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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