You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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