he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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