he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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