She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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