Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm really into asian looking animals
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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