HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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