Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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