I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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