I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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