how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
