Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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