i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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