so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
