Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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