College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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