we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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