you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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