We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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