Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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