So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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