how can u be prego again
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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