Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize