just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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