I just cut my nipple shaving
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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