My brain says no but my pants say off.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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