think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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