writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
