I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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