Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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