Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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