What a fucking waste of an outfit
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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