i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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