Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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