well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
