Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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