All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My dick has a subreddit
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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