school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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