Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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