I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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