So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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