Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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