My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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