all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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