That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Alive.
So much puke
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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