I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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