Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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