is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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