just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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