he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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