Christians are straight up FREAKS
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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