Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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