Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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