There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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