My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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