after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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