please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I understand Curling. That high.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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